Und jetz tumma ganz viel gscheit reden.

As there is nothing to say I’ll go straight for some weather-talk: Here in Vienna it’s cold. Temperatures ranging from 5°C to 10°C. Good times. Oh, forgot to say that I really really ruhhhhlleaaay hope that you are all very really well very.

OK.

Photos. Schnapsschüsse.

Oh, before I forget: These frames were a pain in the ass to scan. I guess it’s because of the ridiculously dense carrier (think that’s the right term) that the Coolscan added a lot of noise and other funny stuff. Anywho, first one to guess the development time, developer and film gets a print or something – deadline until the next blog post. Of course, this does exclude Seb, Tomé and Sev. But seriously, I’m curious about your guesses so post them in the comments or mail or whatever. SO YEAH THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT CONTEST. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION. Am I a good guy now? PLEASE SAY YES. Thanks.

It’s a classic Seb.

The pussy shot glass.

He’s an alco-aida terrorist. That will bring me very precious search results. Yes.

Alex being happy.

Vodka and a shot of Red Bull. Dedicated stuff!

And then it started spinning.

The circle of a night.

“The termite’s way”

Shooting old people and kids. Very brave.

Aww… fall.

OK. Next roll is 400TX in XTOL again. This time with a shitload of scratches – I have no FUCKING clue why. I developed a roll for Seb as well which is perfectly fine… mine, well, see for yourself. Some quite fantastic art there.

Vienna. Weird guys. Yes.

Obviously, two good friends. When they were woke up, their face was covered with special toothpaste. Funny guys. I mean, how TOTALLY CRAZY IS THAT?

Just messing around. Scratches.

Nice lady enjoying some freedom fries.

Obviously, there was something wrong.

“Jerk.”

University.

More university.

And more. Mind the lovely white dots. Keep it coming – this film is definitely special.

It was raining. Quite a boring photograph, yet i find it appealing in a way.

Uhm German… saying Jesus rode a donkey while the pope a Mercedes.

No idea what the guy was doing…

Baaam… Döner. One has to love the smell.

Different mirror, different pose. Wait – done this before. Sorry. Nice dots, huh? Art!

Penis pump? Vodka pump? Who cares – things are related.

OK

This is again at the cafe with nice lady. Just this time with Neopan1600.

And obviously, changing film didn’t make the conversation any more interesting.

Good thing that Firefox doesn’t support color profiles – viewed in Photoshop the shadows look very nice. Who cares for shadows.

Most handsome man in the world feeding cancer.

Watch out – a kid. Won’t be the last one.

1/4, f/2 – quite a dark place.

Bratwurst and beer – can it get much better? I’d say no.

At the World Press Photo thingy. Again, little fellow.

Nice lady. wee(

Nice Lady Sister.

That’s no mirror.

Sister talk > General Lady Talk

Quite droolsque contrast.

No comment.

Now I have tree of them – time to make a fine arts limited edition series signed very nice archieval. Have to be red.

Alex was having birthday.

Random shots. I want f/1.0 glass. Ladies take their time on the toilet. Honestely, don’t see the point here as Johnnys is basically known for getting heavi(n)ly drunk.

Neopan.

Aww…

I’m quite happy with that roll of Neopan. Exciting. Glad to know that my camera is not a notorious film scratcher… but then again, you never know. Those red-dot-cameras… oh they do live, breath and quite often shit. On your film. I guess. You never know – or did you ever watch taking a fly a dump? For me, I didn’t and honestely, I’m not that much into flies taking a dump. So, summing up: I’m giving away a print. On special request, I use urine as stop/fix. Or any other liquid – it’s customized printing and very unique.

Anywho. Bed’s calling so I guess I’ll see you on the other side. Until then, take it easy as ever,

Bernhard